Martial Uncle, Your Magic Treasure Is Too Unconventional
Synopsis
Having been a Daoist Priest for half his life, Li Hanzhou won the lottery.
He thought he could reach the peak of his life, but unexpectedly, he transmigrated to a world where the Daoist Sect had declined. He even became the acting Sect Master of a third-rate Daoist Temple.
Li Hanzhou guessed that as long as he ascended, he could return to Earth. However, his own aptitude was too poor, so he could only place his hopes on his disciples.
Li Hanzhou: “The Jianghu is dangerous, I will refine some Magic Treasures and Pills for you to help you cultivate.”
Senior Disciple: “Martial Uncle, the Soul-Snatching Bell should affect people’s minds, but why does your Soul-Snatching Bell make the entire Demon Gate lose bladder control?”
Second Disciple: “Martial Uncle, the Seven Treasures Gourd should only collect people’s weapons, but why does your Seven Treasures Gourd specifically collect people’s clothes? The Saintess of the Grand Profound Sacred Land has been seen naked.”
Third Disciple: “Martial Uncle, your refined Divine Strength Pill is said to allow one to fight against four. It’s really precise! It really can only fight against four; one less person and we can’t win!”
Li Hanzhou: “That’s strange, I refined it according to the instructions!”
All Disciples: “Martial Uncle, stop refining, we’ll take you to ascend, we’re too embarrassed to stay in the human world.”