Ch 5: Stripping Everyone I Meet
“Stinky Daoist Priest, I’ll kill you!” The Overlord Saber Sect Chief was furious, roaring at Liu Dongyue like a mad dog.
“Kill him!”
“Damn it, I’ll use you to consecrate my saber!”
The Zhao Family disciples also roared with anger on their faces.
However, everyone was only yelling; no one came forward. At that moment, they were all squatting on the ground, one hand covering their buttocks, the other covering their crotches.
They couldn’t free a hand to kill Liu Dongyue.
Feeling the gazes and screams around them, they wished they could find a crack in the earth to crawl into!
But they dared not stand up.
“I… I don’t know what happened, everyone, I’m sorry.” Liu Dongyue was extremely embarrassed. What kind of Spirit Treasure was this?!
Taking people’s weapons was one thing, but why did it also take their clothes?
After speaking, Liu Dongyue directly broke away from them and ran towards Hundred Withered Mountain.
“Bastard, come back here! Return my clothes!”
“When I get out, I’ll definitely slaughter you!”
The Zhao Family and Overlord Saber Sect members roared loudly.
The people around held back their laughter, continuing their fight. No one paid attention to the Overlord Saber Sect and the Zhao Family; they were destined to be eliminated.
However, at that moment, in the Grand Profound Sacred Land plaza, the high-level personnel of the Overlord Saber Sect and the Zhao Family were blushing with shame!
Their disciples had even had their clothes stripped.
The disciples of both families were naked, huddled together in Wind Sand Valley, their pale flesh exposed. Thousands of people walked past them, fighting beside them, as if they were on display. The scene was truly eye-watering.
“Hahaha, the disciples of your Overlord Saber Sect are quite fair!”
“Zhao Xian of the Zhao Family, what a cute little butt, haha!”
The surrounding laughter made the high-level personnel of both families want to turn around and leave.
But if they left, what would happen to their disciples?
Even several Elders of the Grand Profound Sacred Land felt a little embarrassed and quickly turned the Mirror Flower, Water Moon lens to another location.
“Is that young Daoist Priest a disciple of Longevity Temple? His Seven Treasures Gourd is so strange; why does it take people’s clothes away?” An Elder muttered.
Others agreed; they couldn’t figure it out either.
They had never heard of such a Spirit Treasure before.
But they didn’t care. After all, this kind of assessment was nothing more than childish play to them, unable to attract their attention. Besides, this assessment was mainly to pave the way for their Grand Profound Sacred Land disciples.
At this time, Liu Dongyue ran wildly. With his profound Lightness Skill, he found that there weren’t many people ahead of him.
“Could I have a chance to compete for the five thousand taels of silver?” Liu Dongyue’s face lit up.
The top hundred were rewarded with five thousand taels of silver.
Then he could give eight hundred taels to Li Hanzhou to repay his gambling debt, keep the rest for cultivation, buy some clothes for his junior brothers and sisters, and have something left for living expenses.
Thinking of this, Liu Dongyue was even more motivated.
“What Daoist Priest is this? Amazing Lightness Skill!” At this moment, a voice like thunder exploded. Then a figure blocked Liu Dongyue’s path.
The approaching person had a powerful aura, a curved saber at his waist, extremely sharp.
“Shen Zong’ao of Yue Shan Sect!”
Seeing the person’s attire, Liu Dongyue’s heart sank.
The opponent’s aura seemed to be at the Seventh Rank cultivation level; he was no match.
“A declining Daoist Sect disciple can actually chase after the top thirty. That’s some skill. But the top spots aren’t decided by how fast a small Fifth Rank martial artist can run.” Shen Zong’ao said slowly.
“I’ll give it my all!”
This time, Liu Dongyue didn’t hesitate. He knew he was no match for Shen Zong’ao. This person was the Chief of Yue Shan Sect, and he was also famous among the younger generation. He was completely outmatched.
So the Seven Treasures Gourd flew out.
It directly shone Shen Zong’ao’s face a vibrant green.
“What thing?” Shen Zong’ao had been running at the front of the pack and didn’t know what had happened behind him. Looking at the Seven Treasures Gourd, he sneered, “It looks like a Seven Treasures Gourd, but Seven Treasures Gourds don’t have green light. Even if you, a small Fifth Rank martial artist, have a Seven Treasures Gourd, what can you do?”
Shen Zong’ao didn’t believe that Liu Dongyue’s Seven Treasures Gourd could absorb his weapon.
Unless it was refined by a top-level Spirit Treasure Master, given Liu Dongyue’s strength, he couldn’t possibly shake his weapon. Seeing Liu Dongyue’s poor Daoist robe was torn, he naturally didn’t believe that the Seven Treasures Gourd in Liu Dongyue’s possession could be that powerful.
“Absorb!”
Liu Dongyue also knew that he might really be done for this time. His Seven Treasures Gourd might be useless against Shen Zong’ao, but he had no other choice; he could only give it a try.
Whoosh!
The Seven Treasures Gourd vibrated violently, and a powerful suction force surged from it, rushing towards Shen Zong’ao.
“Hmph!”
Shen Zong’ao coldly snorted, golden light radiating from his body!
“Thousand Jin Body!”
Shen Zong’ao’s body was as heavy as a thousand jin, and his curved saber was firmly locked in his hand!
“You won’t absorb my weapon!”
Shen Zong’ao sneered.
“Huh?”
However, at that moment, before Shen Zong’ao’s curved saber flew out, his clothes ripped with a swoosh . Before Shen Zong’ao understood what was happening, his clothes turned into shreds and were sucked into the gourd by Liu Dongyue.
In the blink of an eye, Shen Zong’ao stood naked before Liu Dongyue.
“Holy crap!”
Shen Zong’ao quickly squatted down, hurriedly covering his private parts. His curved saber flew out at that moment and was sucked into the gourd.
“Um…”
Liu Dongyue looked at the familiar scene. He hadn’t expected his gourd to even suck away the clothes of such an Expert.
“Are you freaking crazy? What kind of Spirit Treasure are you using? You’re a pervert!” Shen Zong’ao cursed, “Give me back my clothes!”
Shen Zong’ao was about to cry.
He was a renowned genius among the younger generation. How would he ever mix in Jianghu again after being seen like this?
“I’m sorry, your clothes are torn, I can’t give them back.” Liu Dongyue quickly apologized, then said, “I’ll be going now. If you see your fellow disciples later, ask them for some clothes.”
Saying this, Liu Dongyue used his Lightness Skill to quickly leave.
“Bastard, come back here!”
Shen Zong’ao cursed loudly.
“Hahaha!”
At this time, someone caught up from behind. Seeing Shen Zong’ao squatting there naked, they couldn’t help but laugh.
“Laugh it up, you old geezer! I’ll kill you when I get out!”
“Hahahaha!”
“Hahahahaha!”
The disciples who followed behind were stunned at first, then burst into laughter.
Shen Zong’ao had no energy to curse anymore. He wanted to betray his country.
Leave this country and find a place where no one knows him to live!
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