𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟕𝟒: 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐒𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐄𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝
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We are at Kai・Pagos.
We have decided to help the dwarfs and trolls on our way to the royal capital to preach against the evil person known as Rotten Princess.
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Noir-sama split the lake water with miraculous power.
We must hurry to Decker-chan’s troll father.
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“Kumakichi-kun, hurry up!”
『We’re in a big hurry!』
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Monsters, Mr. Gankoji and Decker-chan (Ikkoji-san and Kimuzukaji-san are in Fefki city) are trying to cross the lake quickly. . . . . .
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“What?! Look, Miss, there!”
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Mr. Gankoji, riding on the back of a great gray wolf, points ahead.
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“Wow! Such beautiful light. . . . . .! What is that?”
“It is. . . . . . perhaps. . . . . .”
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Certainly, something is shining brightly.
It’s emitting a golden light, like the sun. . . . . .
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“It’s said to be sleeping beneath the lake. . . . . .Could it be. . . . . .That thing!”
“Kumakichi-kun, hurry up. It’s okay to go through.”
“Nooooooooooo!”
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Mr. Gankoji screams.
What is it?
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“M, Miss Kyrie! Ah, that is. . . . . . a legendary weapon rumored to be in this country!”
“Kumakichi-kun, hurry up.”
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!”
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We stop momentarily because of the screaming.
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“Mr. Gankoji, isn’t this an emergency? Decker-chan’s father and the others, the trolls, aren’t where they usually are. Now that we’ve finally found them, we can’t afford to lose sight of them, can we?”
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Even though we’re in a hurry, doesn’t he understand the situation?
How sad.
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“No, listen to me, Miss. I want to create a Sacred Treasure. A Sacred Treasure is an item made by God, said to be hidden in various places. And. . . . . . this shining sword is considered one of the Sacred Treasures. . . . . . It’s the holy sword Falchion. . . . . .!”
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So, long. . . . . .
Well, it’s an incredible sword, I guess.
“I want to retrieve it! I want to use it as a reference when I create the Sacred Treasure!”
“Okay. . . . . . then retrieve it quickly.”
“Yes!”
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Even when we’re in a hurry. . . . . .
Boys, huh. Even when there’s urgent work, they get excited about finding a toy.
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Oops, I spoke ill of others.
That’s not good.
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God is watching.
I shouldn’t speak ill of others; I’ll get scolded.
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『Big Sister, are you not interested in that legendary holy sword, Falchion?』
“I’m not. I’m a girl, so I’m not interested in weapons.”
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Mr. Gankoji tries to pull the sword stuck in the ground.
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“Fuguu. . . . . . Fuguuuuuuuu! Nuuu. . . . . . won’t come out. . . . . .”
“I’ll pull it out! Nuuuun! Guuuuuuuuu! It won’t come out. . . . . .”
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Both are trying hard to pull out the sword.
But no matter how much they pull, it’s no use.
『It’s no good, I can’t pull it out either』
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If the monster Kumakichi-kun can’t pull it out, it’s impossible.
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“Come on, let’s go.”
“Hmm. . . . . .But I can’t give up. . . . . .I really want to get it. . . . . .”
“I don’t understand.”
“Well. . . . . .It’s the sacred sword Falchion that the God Noir once used. . . . . .”
“You should have said that sooner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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That changes things!!!!
Why didn’t you say that before?
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“What’s the matter, miss?”
“If it’s something that the God Noir dropped on Earth, we must retrieve it!”
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We must return it to its original owner!
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“But. . . . . .Not even a dwarf or troll can draw it, much less a monster. I don’t think your delicate arms can pull it out?”
“It doesn’t matter. This belongs to God Noir. If so, it’s only natural for me, a servant of God, to draw it.”
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I stood in front of the sacred sword Falchion, grabbed the hilt. . . . . .
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“Hnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!”
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. . . . . .It’s, it’s hard. . . . . .
I, It won’t come out. . . . . .is that. . . . . .?
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That’s, ridiculous. . . . . .!
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“Why? I am a woman who serves God Noir. . . . . .I’m trying to pick up my master’s lost property, why am I being rejected?”
“This kind of weapon chooses its wielder. Probably, it’s seeking a master of martial arts.”
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Indeed, I’ve heard that God Noir was skilled in martial arts.
Though He was better at magic, He could also fight with a sword (so cool and awesome).
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“Don’t give up, miss.”
“Huh. . . . . .I understand. That’s what it means.”
“Yes, yes.”
“It’s because I didn’t pray enough.”
“How did that happen?!”
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Yes. . . . . .In the end, prayer, prayer solves everything.
I wrapped the sacred sword Falchion with both hands and started to pray.
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“God. . . . . .Please give me the strength to grasp this sword. . . . . .!”
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Then, it happened.
Zubooh. . . . . .!
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“I drew it! Yay!”
“”Whaaaaaaaaat?!””
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What. . . . . .What’s wrong with everyone. . . . . .?
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『Hey, Big Sister. . . . . .The sword. . . . . .It’s drawn. . . . . .』
“Yes, it seems the sword chose me.”
『That’s not it! The tip of the sword, the ground is attached. . . . . .!』
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. . . . . .Indeed, there’s mud from the lakebed on the tip of the sword.
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“This is more like you forcibly pulled the sword along with the ground it was stuck in, rather than drawing it. . . . . .”
“Sura-chan!” 『Yes!』
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Sura-chan, the baby slime on my head, opens its mouth wide.
The lifted sacred sword is gobbled up by Sura-chan and stored.
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“”. . . . . .””
“Problem solved★ (sideways peace).”
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Well, I’ve retrieved God Noir’s weapon, so let’s hurry to Decker-chan’s father!
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“What an amazing feat. . . . . .”
“Kyrie-sama gets a little strange sometimes.”
『Big Sister has that side to her. . . . . .』
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“What? (Intense stare).”
“”『No, nothing. . . . . .』””
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