𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟔𝟖: 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬’𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠
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At the guild house of the commercial guild, Silver Phoenix Trading Company.
“We, the girls’ team, ended up taking a bath together with the monster folks.”
“Wow! It’s such a big bath!”
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In front of Silver Phoenix’s bath, Decker-chan raises her voice.
I understand the feeling.
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There was a bathtub as wide as a lake.
Moreover. . . . . .
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“There are multiple bathtubs!”
“There’s a bath with bubbling foam!”
“There’s even a pure white bathtub!”
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Decker-chan and I get excited about the unfamiliar baths.
Miss Ikkoji proudly puffs out her chest.
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“Silver Phoenix’s baths have various types. Bubble bath, milk bath, each with different effects, you know?”
“”Amazing!””
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I never knew baths could have so many variations!
This is getting exciting.
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After scrubbing our bodies, we enter the largest bath.
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“『『Ahh. . . . . .so comfortable. . . . . .』』”
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It feels like my body is melting away. . . . . .
Perhaps because it’s cold outside, the bath feels more penetrating than usual. . . . . .
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“It feels so good, big sister!”
“Yes, Kumakichi-kun. . . . . .”
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Kumakichi-kun and the others are also soaking in the bathtub.
Even with the monsters all in together, there’s still room.
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“Kyrie-sama! There’s a floating grass over there! Grass!”
“Grass?”
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In that bath, a bunch of green grass is floating on the surface of the water.
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“Is it trash?”
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Then Miss Ikkoji, washing her hair outside the bathtub, speaks up.
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“No, they’re medicinal herbs. It’s an herbal bath.”
“Does putting herbs in make a difference?”
“It does. The good components seep out from the herbs and help with fatigue recovery.”
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I see. . . . . .
I never thought of putting something in the water.
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“What else do you have?”
“There’s one with citrus fruits, and there’s a milk bath.”
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Baths. . . . . .how profound.
Maybe I’ll try it when I get back to the Abyss Forest.
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“Miss Ikkoji, washing your hair looks tough.”
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She’s still outside, vigorously washing her hair.
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“Dwarves have tough hair. Washing it all out is a hassle. Miss Kyrie’s silky hair is enviable.”
“Is that so? I think Miss Ikkoji’s hair is strong and lovely too.”
“Thanks. But washing it every time is a pain.”
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Miss Ikkoji does have a lot of hair. Tough. . . . . .
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Finally finishing washing, Miss Ikkoji sits next to me. . . . . .
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“Ahhaaaaaaaaaaaa♡.”
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“Huh, huh? Huh?”
“W, What. . . . . .?”
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Miss Ikkoji lets out a strange noise as she enters the bath.
Somehow, a sweet voice. . . . . .
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“My body is melting. . . . . .what is this. . . . . .feels so good. . . . . .”
“Um, really? That much?”
“It’s bliss. . . . . .”
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Indeed, it’s a comfortable bath, but is it that much. . . . . .?
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“Wait, what’s this bathtub! It’s glowing!!!!! Silver!”
“? Isn’t that normal for a bath?”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaa?!”
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Surprised Miss Ikkoji.
Ah, that. . . . . .
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『Dwarf Big Sister, isn’t something strange? The bath is glowing, isn’t it?』
『Peewee Peewee! It’s glowing!』
『Glowing–』
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See, even the monsters are saying this.
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“No way! This is strange! A bathtub glowing, what’s going on? What has happened?”
“Hasn’t it always been like this?”
“No way! What on earth. . . . . .why has this happened. . . . . .”
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I don’t understand the difficult stuff.
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“I’ll go into that herbal bath over there.”
“Me too!”
『Ah, I’m going too』
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One by one, we head to the herbal bath.
The bathtub is green and beautiful.
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When I get into the bath. . . . . .
FLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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『The herbal bath glowed emerald green?!』
“Amazing!”
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Surprised monsters.
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“Certainly, it’s incredible. . . . . .! It’s a facility to entertain the people who enter.”
“You’re the cause of this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
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Miss Ikkoji gets out of the bathtub and runs towards me.
Oh my.
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“Hey, Miss Ikkoji, running is dangerous. It’s slippery because it’s wet.”
“I don’t care about that!”
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You should care. What if you get hurt? Oh. . . . . .
Miss Ikkoji says, looking at the glowing herbal bath.
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“I’ve figured out the identity of the glowing bath. It’s the overwhelming light magic that Miss Kyrie holds, it’s seeping into the hot water.”
“Really. . . . . .?”
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Magic power was seeping out. . . . . .
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“This is amazing. Fatigue recovery, blood circulation promotion, even cures diseases?! What’s going on?”
“You know the effects well.”
“I have an appraisal skill, Appraisal Skill (High).”
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I see. . . . . .
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“This is incredible. . . . . .Miss, if you enter, any water immediately turns into a famous hot spring.”
『Amazing, Big Sister! It’s a goddess’s bath!』
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No, no. . . . . .What’s that. . . . . .?
A goddess’s bath. . . . . .
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I’m not a goddess. . . . . .
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“What’s this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
“What now. . . . . .? Wait, huh?! Miss Ikkoji?! Your hair. . . . . .! It’s so silky!”
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Miss Ikkoji’s voluminous, rough hair has turned into smooth straight hair?!
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“The goddess’s bath. . . . . .It’s too amazing. It nourishes the hair, making it shiny and smooth!”
“Big sister is amazing!”
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I was doing that, huh. . . . . .
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“I didn’t notice at all. . . . . .”
“Well, Miss is. . . . . .eh, ahem, a natural.”
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I, I see. . . . . .
If I’m a natural, it can’t be helped. . . . . .right?
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