𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐊𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐚!
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Marie and her team have come to the Far East to defeat the Sorcerer King.
Having just defeated a Yokai called Tsuchigumo, Marie. . . . . .
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“Uh. . . . . .!”
“Witch-sama!”
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In the forest.
Marie suddenly collapses on the spot.
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Kaito, the animal-eared chef, anxiously asks Marie.
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“What’s the matter, Witch-sama! Did you get hurt from that spider monster earlier?!”
『As if, that monster is nothing.』
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Ose, the black cat demon, lets out an exasperated sigh, in contrast to the anxious Kaito.
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『She’s probably just hungry.』
“. . . . . .”
『Don’t look so surprised.』
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Marie was, indeed, famished.
She had used her powers and was now hungry.
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“She needs octopus dishes now!”
“Wait. . . . . .Kaito. . . . . .I’m tired of octopus dishes.”
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Having had too many octopus dishes, Marie was fed up.
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“Give me something delicious. . . . . .I want something new and delicious. . . . . .”
『Even if you say that, there are no animals around here.』
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Just then,
Kaito’s animal ears perk up.
“I hear the sound of a stream! There must be a river nearby!”
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If there’s a river, there might be fish.
Marie stands up and starts running in perfect form.
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“River! Fish!”
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But what she found was. . . . . .
A polluted river, tainted with poison.
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Marie collapses to her knees.
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『Didn’t I tell you we couldn’t find food because of Sorcerer King Haruakira?』
“With the river this polluted, fishing is out of the question. . . . . .”
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Marie clenches her teeth in anger.
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“I won’t forgive you, Sorcerer King!”
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In her eyes, a flame of clear hostility flickers.
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“Witch-sama, you’re right! This is unforgivable! Polluting the river like this! Let’s defeat the Sorcerer King as soon as possible for the sake of the people who can’t enjoy the blessings of the river!”
『I feel like she’s just mad because she couldn’t eat river fish.』
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It was just as Ose said.
She wasn’t filled with righteous indignation.
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It was a grudge about food.
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“Hm? There seems to be something in the water. . . . . .”
『Really, something living in this polluted river?』
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Something seemed to be swimming in the river.
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“. . . . . .”
『Hey Witch-sama, are you going to eat that?』
“Water!”
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Marie calls out.
Water, she says.
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Just by calling out, water gushes into the air.
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“What?! Is that also attack magic?”
『A bit different. When you’re a high-level magician, even trivial actions are imbued with magical power, turning them into magic.』
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She doesn’t even need to chant a spell or go through the process of casting magic.
For simple commands like igniting fire or causing water to gush, no spell is needed.
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“You’re amazing, Witch-sama!”
“Now, let’s catch some fish!”
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But what emerged from the river was. . . . . .
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『Ouch, what are you doing?!』
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A strange green creature.
Kaito thought it was a frog at first glance.
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But it was too large to be a frog, and there was a plate on its head.
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“Who are you?”
『I’m Kappa.』
“Kappa. . . . . .”
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Indeed, it was not river fish.
Marie says, shaking her shoulders in anger.
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“So why. . . . . .why do you Yokai not look edible?!”
『Eek! Don’t ask me!』
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