Chapter 275: Player Jumping Event (2)
The training instructor who greeted Miguning and the viewers was…….
<The Fastest forest horned rabbit>
▼Whale Forest forest horned rabbit (Monster)
……It was a monster.
But not just an ordinary monster.
“Kkyuruk! Hello! Weak human kkyu! I am the noble and great forest horned rabbit who will brainwash you to level 10! Kkyuruk!”
It was a monster that could speak human language.
“Now, say hello…… Your training instructor, the fastest forest horned rabbit, Whale Forest forest horned rabbit……. “
Kim Elsa introduced the training instructor with a blank, nonchalant look.
“W-w-w-wait a minute!!”
Miguning shouted with a bewildered expression and voice.
“E, Even if that’s the case, a monster as a training instructor? Does that even make sense?!”
“Then does a monster doing construction make sense?”
“That’s also of course…… B, But it actually did the construction……. “
“See?”
“T, that’s right……. “
“Then what about the training? Is there anything wrong with it?”
“……. “
Miguning was speechless at Kim Elsa’s simple yet irrefutable logic.
“E, Even so, a rabbit as a training instructor…… It’s obvious that it’ll be worse than a human―”
That was when it happened.
“‘Quick’.”
The imprint engraved on the forest horned rabbit’s foot glowed.
Swish!
In an instant, the forest horned rabbit disappeared from Miguning’s sight!
“Huh……?”
“Where are you looking? Kkyuruk?”
“Eek……?!”
The forest horned rabbit was behind Miguning.
It was right after Miguning turned around in response to the sound.
“‘Quick’.”
Swish!
The forest horned rabbit disappeared from Miguning’s sight once again.
And behind her.
The low voice of the forest horned rabbit could be heard.
“I asked where you were looking, Kkyuruk.”
“……!”
Miguning was so overwhelmed by the unbelievable situation that she couldn’t even turn around, and just stood there frozen with her mouth wide open.
“Head, chest, stomach…… Kkyuruk. Just now, you, human, were pierced in these three places by me. Kkyu.”
Thump, thump.
The forest horned rabbit walked around Miguning with its hands clasped behind its back.
“Do you know what the parts I mentioned mean? Kkyu?”
Chuck.
The forest horned rabbit, standing in front of Miguning again, looked up at her.
“Ah…… Uh……. “
Miguning tried to say something, led by the situation, but then.
“Rabbit’s Posture Correction!”
“Eek?!”
Thwack, thwack!
The forest horned rabbit suddenly jumped up and kicked Miguning’s hands upwards.
When Miguning opened her tightly closed eyes.
“Yes, that’s how you do it. Kkyuruk.”
Her hands were in a guard position, tightly clenched into fists.
“Kkyu! Even if your arms and legs get cut off, the parts you must protect at all costs are the head! Chest! Stomach! Kkyuruk! Understand?!”
“K, kyuruk……? Where are those parts……. “
“Kkyuruk is just my cry, Kkyuruk! Focus, Kkyu!”
“Ack!”
Thwack! Thwack!
The forest horned rabbit jumped up again in an instant and this time struck the back of Miguning’s knees.
Then, her knees bent forward slightly.
“Good, Kkyuruk. Don’t forget that posture, Kkyu.”
“……. “
Miguning couldn’t speak due to the truly otherworldly situation she was experiencing for the first time in her life, and.
━???????????
━???????
━?????????
The viewers couldn’t type anything other than question marks.
In the chat window, where hundreds of question marks were popping up.
[Whale Forest forest horned rabbit uses Administrator Privileges (Rare) by borrowing the power of the place.]
[Miguning’s status window will be temporarily hidden.]
The forest horned rabbit directly made it invisible.
“Kkyuruk! Where are you looking?! Kkyu!”
“Ah, uh, oh, uh……. “
Miguning made a groan.
Regardless.
“From now on, what you will repeat until level 10 is, Kkyu! Keep your eyes on me and maintain that posture at all times, Kkyuruk!”
The forest horned rabbit simply proceeded with the training.
Ding!
[Event Quest Occurred!]
[Whale Forest forest horned rabbit’s Otherworldly Training (Lv.1~Lv.10)]
▶You have been trained by the fastest rabbit! Whale Forest forest horned rabbit! Follow his training until he’s satisfied!
▶Quest Grade: Event
※This quest cannot be canceled.
※You cannot leave the training ground until you complete this quest.
※『Boo-Kae-Mi-Goo-Ning』 cannot see this quest window.
And so.
Miguning’s otherworldly training began, and.
━What am I watching right now???
━I don’t know;;;;;;
━My brain is melting…….
━It’s already melted…….
━Guys, no matter how much I rub my eyes, I can’t wake up from this dream. So this is the other world, huh? I see. The World was the afterlife.
━No. It’s neither the other world nor the afterlife. It’s Kyung-joon-nim’s territory.
━Isn’t that what they call the other world?
━Agreed
━Agreed
━Agreed
Even though Miguning couldn’t see the chat window.
The viewers had no choice but to experience the passage of time as they watched Miguning’s crazy forest horned rabbit training, forgetting to eat, poop, or go anywhere.
🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷
About an hour later.
“Huff…… Huff…… Finally finished……!”
“Coool…… Cool……. “
It was Miguning, who had barely finished the forest horned rabbit’s training and stood before Kim Elsa again.
“Cool…… Coool……. “
Even though Miguning had finished the training and returned, Kim Elsa continued to doze off.
“Huff…… Huff…… E, Excuse me……?”
“Coool……. “
The moment Miguning tried to wake Kim Elsa up by touching her shoulder.
“Excuse me…… Eek?!”
Snap!
Suddenly, she snapped her neck back.
Creak, creak.
Then, like a winding clock, Kim Elsa returned her neck to its original position.
“Ah, you cleared it. Good job.”
Kim Elsa stared at Miguning with a murderous look in her soft voice.
Killing intent, murderous intent, hatred.
Her eyes were filled with all sorts of angry emotions.
Miguning flinched and stepped back a few steps.
“S-s-s-sorry……! I, I shouldn’t have woken you up! I’m sorry! Please go back to sleep!”
Miguning babbled as if she were repenting.
But Kim Elsa got up nonchalantly and said.
“It’s okay. I just wanted to punch you in the f*cking gut for waking me up while I was sleeping.”
“H, Huh?!”
“Now, next is the actual dungeon experience. Ah, I want to punch Lee Kyung-joon in the f*cking gut……. “
Kim Elsa continued with the schedule as Kyung-joon had instructed, even as she spoke.
She walked nonchalantly and then said,
“Follow me this way.”
She urged Miguning, who was frozen behind her, to hurry up and follow.
Miguning nodded her head quickly several times and hurried her steps.
Meanwhile, she thought,
‘I, I want to finish quickly and get out of here……!’
Just thinking about waking Kim Elsa up every time she finished training until level 100 made Miguning feel a chill down her spine and even a potential heart arrhythmia.
“B, But, the rabbit…… No, Master gave me this, can I just open it……?”
Miguning cautiously asked so as not to provoke Kim Elsa.
“Ah, you received the 『forest horned rabbit’s Mysterious Training Completion Box』. Yes, you can open it right away.”
“Yes, then…… “
Miguning immediately opened the box.
Flash!
Booom!
Vrooooom!
Crackle!
“Kyaaaak?!”
All sorts of colorful lights flashed around her as if all the emotions of the world were pouring out of Pandora’s Box.
Swoosh.
When all the light finally faded.
“Oh, congratulations.”
Kim Elsa said.
“A, Are you serious? A Unique item?! Wow!”
Miguning’s face instantly brightened.
“No. It’s just a common grade potion.”
“Wow……. “
Her face immediately fell.
Then, she raised her voice in disbelief.
“What is that! Anyone would think that effect was for a Unique item! No, I would’ve believed it was Epic or Legendary!”
“We decided to do the opposite. When a Rare or Unique item comes out, there’s no light, and when a common item comes out, there’s a dazzling effect like just now.”
“W, Why on earth……?!”
“Something about a change of perspective.”
Kyung-joon completely reversed the effects of the items coming out of the box for the fun of the event.
The higher the grade, the worse the effect, and the lower the grade, the better the effect.
It was a truly absurd idea, but at the same time, it was a better idea than expected.
Because it was unique and fun.
━Wow, this way, you’d feel good no matter what lol
━You might even throw away a Unique item just by looking at the effect lololol
━Something you’d see in an April Fools’ event lol
━How does he even come up with these ideas lololollololol lol
━It’s funnier seeing it in action than just thinking about it lololollololol lol
The viewers’ reactions proved that Kyung-joon’s idea was quite a good one.
“Well, anyway, it’s a common item…… Huh?!”
[Level 1 → Level 10 Experience Potion]
▶A potion that can only be used at Level 1. You can gain enough experience to reach Level 10.
▶Item Grade: Common
“Th-th-th-th-this, what is this……!!”
Miguning was surprised again after being surprised once.
She was so surprised that her face was about to lose its original expression.
“As you can see, it’s an experience potion.”
Kim Elsa stated the fact with tired eyes.
“No! You’re saying that I can just drink this and reach level 10, which takes 3 weeks?!
“Yes.”
“Lies!”
“No.”
“Are you serious?!”
“Yes.”
Gulp, gulp, gulp!
Miguning immediately chugged the potion as soon as she heard Kim Elsa’s words.
And then.
[Level Up!]
[Level Up!]
[Level…….]
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．
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▶Boo-Kae-Mi-Goo-Ning: Lv.1 → Lv.10
Miguning really reached level 10.
And as a broadcaster, she let out a cry of anguish.
“Kraw kraw kraw kraw! Wasn’t The World supposed to be a god game?! Why is there a potion that should only exist in a gacha mobile game with crappy drop rates……!!”
“For your information, Kyung-joon imported it directly from the Fairy-Elven Alliance.”
“Wasn’t that place not updated?! How did he even get there!! No, was it even possible to go there in the first place?!”
For the record, most players were often rejected by TikiTiki, the Warp Gatekeeper.
“The gatekeeper there is super strong……! How on earth……?!”
“I don’t know. It’s Kyung-joon, after all.”
“Kyaa! I didn’t know that! Everyone! I think I’m going brain dead! Help me!! This is really the other world!!”
Miguning showed the strongest reaction she could possibly show, crying, laughing, getting angry, and rolling on the floor.
Of course, half of it was exaggerated for the sake of her reaction as a broadcaster.
But the other half was a truly genuine reaction from the bottom of her heart.
━Stop bullying Miguning!! But he didn’t really bully her, right?
━Our Miguning is experiencing brain overload lololol
━But seriously, how did he get there? To a place that’s not even open?????
━???? What??? lololollololol lol
━Kyung-joon is the best lololollololol lol
Thanks to this, the broadcast chat window became a sea of laughter once again.
And so, Kyung-joon was steadily building his fame as an otherworldly player in The World.
🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷
Kim Elsa stopped in front of a magic circle that led down to some underground area with Miguning.
“From now on, you’ll experience the Level 11-20 actual dungeon experience. From here on, you have to go in alone. For your information, there’s no teacher to guide you.”
“It’s okay! Even though I look like this, my master acknowledged that I passed below average! He said it was like average minus 0.5 or something, I don’t really know these things, but isn’t that pretty good?”
“I was told I was about +5 sigma above average.”
“Huh? Plus 5 what……?”
“It means I’m a once-in-five-thousand-years talent.”
“……. “
Kim Elsa maintained her pride as an unprecedented genius, even in the game.
“And -0.5 sigma is roughly a little higher than the top 75%. In terms of school grades, it’s not quite a 5, but it’s a 6.”
And Kim Elsa didn’t forget to unintentionally poke at the other person’s pride.
“……Annoying pretty boy.”
“What did you say?”
“Haha! Nothing! Then I’ll go in right away!”
Miguning quickly climbed onto the magic circle, lest she be caught muttering.
“Don’t forget that you can’t come out until you clear it, just like before.”
“Haha! I knew it!”
Her confidence had greatly increased since the forest horned rabbit’s training.
“Oh, right. For your information, the Administrator Privileges will change the pain reduction sensor to a pain→tickle conversion sensor.”
“Huh……? What are you―”
Ziiiing!
Miguning was immediately transported to the underground dungeon before she could finish her sentence.
And watching her.
“-0.5 sigma…… She might even get forcibly logged out. Good luck, sister sacrificial lamb.”
It was Kim Elsa (Yoo Seol-ha), who was looking at her with a truly pitiful expression.
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